I’m on a diet so everyone else should suffer too.
My husband suspects something is up when he sees my digital food scale out on the counter. At that point he knows the only thing to do is to slowly back out of the room, avoiding eye contact.
Once he attempted to placate me with chocolate. The nerve!
I don’t know why mid-winter is diet season. I guess we are all so bloated and pasty after the holidays we think it will take us the five months until summer to whip our flabby heinies back into shape. And we are suffering anyway, so why not pour on another layer of misery.
I’m at the point where Jillian Michaels is leaving me recruiting messages on voice mail. She thinks she can have me bikini-ready by July. Of 2017.
I’ve been skipping Weight Watchers meetings so long, I didn’t know my local center had moved. I dusted off my little book where they track your weight and went back last week. Oh, the humanity.
Who knew my shoes were so heavy. This week remind me to wear lighter shoes. It was definitely the shoes.
I thought it would be fun to get some old diet cookbooks like my mom used to have. I remember her eating endless amounts of plain tuna, tomatoes on cottage cheese, and grapefruits. Also, there were savory gelatin entrees made in a copper mold shaped like a fish. Mmm, tasty and slimming.
But it worked. I remember the fattest women of my youth being slimmer than some of the average women of today. I never really knew any truly obese women back then.
In the 70s, my mom had a box of appetite-suppressing candies sadly named “Ayds”. I think their slogan was “Nothing makes you skinny like AYDS!” No wonder they went out of business by the 80s.
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The way they worked was by leaving a bad taste in your mouth. I wish I’d known that before I ate the whole box when I was three. I also ate all the Barney Rubbles out of the bottle of Flintstone vitamins. Most kids prefer the Dinos, but I have a soft spot for the underdog.
Speaking of things that look like they emerged from under a dog, my first retro recipe is Mushroom Cocktail.
Ladies, how can you resist this tempting appetizer? Imagine the looks from your friends when you serve at your next dinner party. That hussy Betty will be green. With envy, of course.
It takes minutes to prepare. What? You don’t have one sherbet, let alone six? Your family and friends must not have loved you enough to give you a complete set on the occasion of your wedding. Hang your head in shame!
You can just throw it in a bowl, you slattern.
My honest opinion–it was really tasty. The texture of the mushrooms was indeed very shrimp-like. I was shocked it was edible, but I guess you can slather cocktail sauce on anything and have it be delicious. The lettuce seemed a waste, but presentation is very important I suppose. I’m going to just wipe it off and use it for something else.
The takeaway from this for me is a pretty good little cocktail sauce recipe and fond memories of pretending mushrooms are shrimp.
I’ll be in jeggings in no time at this rate.

That's so funny! Given how low in calories and fat shrimp are, not to mention the flavor, why didn't they just use the real thing? Oh, maybe the good flavor is the problem. Because goodness knows we ladies who are trying to shed a few pounds don't have enough self control to actually stop eating if something tastes good!
I'm reminded of another slogan from the 70's. "You've come a long way, baby!"
I may have to make this mushroom cocktail for dinner tonight. I have all the ingredients, including the crystal. (Finally a use for the crystal I inherited from my mother.)
I remember the vibrator belt machines that women used to shake those extra pounds off. You didn't have to break a sweat to firm up those problem areas.
Stephanie, I loved those ads! They made it look liberating and sexy to smoke. That was another diet plan back then.
Deanne, I dare you! Take a picture of the look on the kids' faces.
I've seen those reducing machines in old movies. I can get the same results from leaning up against the washer during the spin cycle.
I am back at Weight Watchers, too. Sigh.
I don't think we'll be trying the mushroom cocktail anytime soon, though!
Paula, that's not the attitude of a winner. 😉
Next week I think I'll make the Tomato-Crab Gelatin.
HOLY COW! I remember Ayds! I loved those when I was 9 or 10. My Dad, I think, was the diet person at our house at the time.
So whatcha gonna use that lettuce for next?
I love this blog!!
I could have told you that it wouldn't taste too bad 😀
Food photography has come a loooong way.
The food in your photo looks worlds better than the food in the first photo. The first photo was probably from a professional photo shoot, complete with food stylist.
Okay, I had never heard of Ayds, but that's stinkin' HILARIOUS!
I've had Ayds. I ate them from my Mom's box. They did NOT spoil my appetite, nor fill me up. Lies! All lies!!! Durn ad weasels!
Enjoy that cocktail sauce on some sherbet next time.
Ayds! I was telling my son about this just the other day. He was actually a little horrified. I kind of liked Ayds, though. I used to steal my grandma's!
And I ate the Wilmas. Always the Wilmas… LOL!
Sounds like there was a Flintstone for everyone!
I like those Viactiv calcium chews. It's the new Ayds.