When I was given an opportunity to be a Cottonelle Ambassador I jumped at the chance, mostly because while I hate toilet humor in movies, I think talking about heinies in real life is hilarious. Cottonelle has no requirements on what I say, and all thoughts and opinions are my own.
Also, as a person who likes to be really, really clean, I’d already been using the Cottonelle Clean Care routine they wanted me to talk about. I’m totally a bum wipe evangelist.
Last month I went to a private party for Cottonelle in Chicago. In advance of the event, Cottonelle sent attendees the double-barreled clean team of their dry toilet paper and their flushable wet wipes. I thought the container for their wipes was discreet and stylish compared to the brand I’d already been using.
The hostess of the Cottonelle party was documentary filmmaker Cherry Healey. Healey has come to America to Talk It Out about…your bum.
Watch this video of Healey preparing to come to America. There will be a quiz.
I follow Cherry’s reasoning that we provide better bottom cleanliness for our babies than we do for ourselves. Don’t we deserve to be nice and fresh too?
For me an issue was flushability. I don’t like straining our sewage system any more than I already do. Though Cottonelle claims their wipes are safely flushable, if you feel weird about it that problem can be solved by a covered waste basket lined with a recycled plastic grocery bag. Works great at my house!
So, let’s get it started. Do you think you are getting as clean as you could be? What do you think of Cherry’s crown braid? I’m kind of into it.
I recently got a package of the Cottonelle Clean Care wet wipes due to an issue with sensitivity after an illness. Why have I not been using these before!?!?! I am really happy with the wipes and plan on keeping them around now. Babies are not the only ones with tender tushies!
Once you’ve gone clean, you can’t go back!
How much would you need for a 5 lb Boston Butt? They’re on sale at my Kroger this week.
That’s a lot of butt!