- If you ask what’s for dinner and say “yuck” after I tell you what it is, then you can cook dinner tomorrow. I don’t care if you are five.
- If you put your finger up your nose, it’s your job to properly dispose of whatever comes out.
- After you have gone to bed for the night, I’d better not see you again until morning. Exceptions for fire, flood, blood and alien invasion. In case of vomit or poop, see Daddy.
- Do not talk during Doctor Who.
- I am a grown woman. I will not sleep on Star Wars sheets.
- If you do not download the Radio Disney app onto my phone then I will not burn every U2 album onto your iPod. They are too still cool.
- If I leave my laptop unattended, do not write “I <3 Justin Bieber!!!” on my Facebook wall.
- Don’t mention my Spanx and I won’t mention how old you were when you stopped wetting the bed.
- Don’t tell your piano teacher I’m waiting out in the car because I have gas.
- Don’t announce that your brothers say “the S-word, D-word and F-word”. People don’t know that in our house they stand for “stupid”, “dummy” and “f*rt”.
- Do not loudly ask “who F-worded?” In church. Again.
Have any rules at your house?
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LOVE THIS!!!
Thanks, Amy!
We have some, but this give me some really go ideas… might even turn our rules into an art project for the boys' bedroom wall.
Oh, Cariann, I must see that. Email me a picture if you do it.
At our house, the "f word" really DOES stand for that word that people say when they're talking about passing gas. It's dirty. I know it. My Mommy told me so.
That might be our biggest rule.
LOL! and amen 😀
You are so adorable!
I am SO busting a gut right now!!! Those are great!!!!!
Thank you WW. It came to me while I was waiting in the car during piano lessons.
This is fantastic!
Really truly laughing out loud on this list!!!
Love It! So funny! 😀
Thanks, tweet peeps!
Hilarious!
So funny!!! I am with you on all of them except the Star Wars sheets;).
Thanks, Kris!
NerdMom, I just can't handle seeing Darth Vader's face staring at me in the middle of the night.
I'm glad to see that a strict no talking policy during the Doctor is in place.
The penalty: Extermination!
Seems fair enough.
You'll get a giggle out of this
http://www.entropyhouse.com/penwiper/who/extermaknit.html
These are all very well-thought out rules. When my boys and their cousins were younger they learned to recite this litany before we ventured out in public: nopushingnoshovingnopullingnopinchingnoyellingnorunningnotouchingnoblowingnosmackingnofartingnoelbowingnokickingnopunching. . . They loved coming up with THAT ONE THING we adults would never have thought of.
Jane, that is awesome. Daleks have never been so cuddly.
Handflapper, I have also gotten that "you never said we couldn't build a Maylasian man-trap!" garbage before. Makes me wanna!
Thanks so much for the laughs!!!!
My pleasure, Tammy!
Love the photography on your blog.
#4 is my favorite!! We are big Dr. Who fans here!
So so funny!!!
I should not have read this at 4 in the morning. It's hard on one's bladder to stifle belly laughs. Just sayin'
Love this!
This is absolutely hysterical! I've gotta think of some house rules 🙂
Great post!!!! I need to frame these rules and hang in my living room!
Haha – love it – can SO relate!!!
Hilarious.
Thea
Loved it! Shared it! 🙂
Love these!
Thanks, guys! And thanks for sharing this!
Great post! I am so grateful I have the only 10 yr old girl who does not like Justin Bieber – The High School Musical/Zach Efron stage was more than one mom should have to endure!
I think these are all very reasonable.
I am nothing if not reasonable.
WOMAN! You have a gift. That was even funny the second time!!!
I love this list! I have a similar No Tatteling list that I posted! I especially loved #1
Thanks, Robin!
Echo, I'd love to read your tattling list. Can you link me?
Love this! So good to see a parent teaching real values, especially about the Disney Radio app, to their children.
Oh so funny and true!!
Sorry, it took me a while before I remembered to check back 🙂 And this is definatley my favorite post of yours. No matter how many times I read it I still giggle 🙂
Stopping by and following your blog from the alexa hop 🙂 Have a great week
Very funny, thanks for sharing.
Stopping by from alexa hop
im your new follower, I hope you also drop by my blog.
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Fantastic! Laughed out loud! I'm following from the Alexa hop. Would love to have you visit either of my blogs, http://everythingbeautifulinitstime.com – family blog or http://lowepianostudio.blogspot.com for piano teachers and piano parents.
Nice to meet you guys!
These are too hilarious…and too familiar! Have you been spending time at my house? I stopped by to follow from the Alexa Hop. Would love to have you stop by and visit me too…http://klcmaher-themorethemerrier.blogspot.com
LOL! What a great post, love it!
I'm a new follower from the Alexa Hop. Would love for you to stop by my blog http://www.mommydigger.com. Also, be sure to check out my giveaway prize pack for Blog Bash 2011!
LOL That's so funny! I stumbled, shared to facebook and +1 it because it was so funny.
New follower from Alexa hop, love your blog.
This sounds like my life about 5 years ago…Enjoy the simplicity of your problems, they only grown more complex.
Loved this, you're too funny. We have house rules too but they're not even funny after I read yours LOL.
Hi! Just stopping back by from the Alexa Hop!
Stopping by from the Helicopter's Mom Alexa hop. Have a good day! Sorry so short, I want to make sure I comment on all the blogs today. I'm a new GFC follower, too.
http://www.meldreamsoften.com/2011/06/past-few-days.html
too funny, I've been there too!
I’m visiting and following you from the Alexa Blog Hop! Come over for a visit!
Brenda
Activities for Kids – Piggy Giggles
Hopping around for the alexa hop 🙂 New follower, this post is too funny!
Like those rules!
I'm a new follower on GFC from the Alexa Hop!
Hope you'll hop by and visit my blog too!
Have a great week!
nancy
http://stylendecordeals.blogspot.com/
Love your rules!