Angry Birds is a popular video game that has taken the world, and my husband, by storm.
The point of Angry Birds is to fling round birds at big nosed pigs…for hours. We’ll be having a fascinating conversation about my day when I realize he’s been playing Angry Birds the whole time.
The other day I was washing cat vomit off a bathmat in the laundry room, when he came in, bouncy as a puppy.
“Guess what!”he didn’t ask.
“You took down the exterior Christmas lights?”
“Ha ha,” says he. “No, the new Angry Birds Rio is free on Amazon for one day only!”
Is free marriage counseling included? Frankly, throw in a free pedicure and we’ll call it even.
He’ll be sitting in the living room, frantically fiddling with his phone and I’ll ask “Are those birds still angry?”
I’ve been told I have Angry Birds on my phone, but as an effort to fight the power, my birds will remain forever unflung. Viva la revolución!